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Hook. A generic office printer refuses to print and ejects a blank page containing the newly invented words: 'ONE COMPLIMENT REQUIRED.'

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An employee awkwardly tells the printer: 'You have excellent paper alignment.' The machine hums approvingly and prints one page.

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Five coworkers form a line, each offering increasingly emotional compliments while the printer works faster and faster.

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The printer suddenly displays: 'I NEED SPACE.' It rolls itself into an empty meeting room and closes the door. Camera whip-pans to the stunned team.