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Immediate hook. Friends film a rooftop picnic when an enormous ordinary pigeon slowly rises behind the building edge, staring directly at one sandwich.

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The pigeon carefully reaches forward with one giant foot. Everyone freezes. One person whispers: 'Do not make eye contact.'

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The pigeon steals only the smallest piece of bread, ignoring the entire picnic, then tries to fly away with exaggerated difficulty. Wind blasts napkins across the roof.

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It lands on the next building and politely drops one tiny feather as payment. The camera zooms shakily onto the feather while everyone argues off-screen.